Yea so about that.
Today while doing a little Sangria grocery shopping Sally, Emily and I were startled when our eyes came across a sight we thought we would never see at 5:47 p.m. in Wegman’s in State College, PA.
We saw the jacket. We saw the over-sized t-shirt. We saw the boots. With the fur.
What we didn’t see however was the issue.
Girlfriend was not wearing any pants.
Emily and I both looked at her from the boots, to the lack of pants, to the boyfriend’s t-shirt, to the face… We both gave her the “uhhhh, what are you doing?” face and then turned to each other to make sure we both witnessed the same thing. Sally was so focused on the lack of pants that she didn’t even have time to notice anything else.
And let me tell you, the t-shirt wasn’t THAT long. I’m talking just below the crotch…the only saving grace would be if she was wearing boyshorts. Even then…I don’t think she should be at Wegman’s parading around without pants.
Coming from someone who HAS been pantsless in public…I have 4 words of advice:
Stay In The Car.
And speaking of this Flo Rida jam….
I got a package in the mail from my grandma.
DJ Killa Kaos: she made you a Valentine’s Day pillowcase.
I am not even kidding.
Grammy: Thank you! But… bringing a pillowcase to a club–ehhhhhhhhhhhh.
…To be continued…
funny Grammy!!!!
Grammy says she has to think about it …. or NOT think about it ….. before she can answer.
I guess it would be ok as long as you remember to wear your pants to the club. Then again one of Mifflin’s jerseys would probably cover more than everything …….
Pax,
Papa